top ten reasons to be a jew
1. they have a bigger book
2. they have a keen sence of smell
3. they have their own hats
4. they have their own country
5. they have their own language
6. They dont want your stinkin ham
7. Sure jesus turned water to wine but Moses parted a sea
8. egg cream tastes better then egg nogg
9. on christmas you play with a tree but on hanukah you play with fire
10.Holiday wine
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Top Ten reasons not to be a jew
1. they have a bigger book
2. they have a keen sence of smell
3. they have to wear hats
4. their country is small
5. They have to speak the language
6. They can't eat ham
7. Sure moses brought locusts but jesus walked on water.
8. They cook bread without yeast
9. trees are bigger than menorahs
10.There arent very many of them
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